yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

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Zoe Saldana photographed for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, September 2012

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ask-thelittleheros:

Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.


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geekwithalightsaber:

gameraboy:

Scooby-doo villains by Grimbro

This is pretty dang cool!


taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

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